Mismatch engine
Ranked by incompatibility
The feed inverts the usual logic so your first result is the person most likely to feel electric, questionable, and hard to ignore.
Ironic matchmaking · Mismatch first
Find the person you should
absolutely not text back.
UNHINGED is a matchmaking app for people who are tired of optimized sameness. Instead of ranking your most compatible match first, we look for tension, instability, chemistry, asymmetry, and beautifully questionable decisions.
5
symbolic systems blended with AI narration and compatibility overlays
1:1
standalone stack on Fly, Supabase, and Netlify with no legacy dependency
0%
interest in selling you safe, predictable, beige romance
The Concept
Most matchmaking products tell you who fits. UNHINGED tells you who bends the room. The product is intentionally theatrical, but the infrastructure is serious: independent backend, independent database, independent deploy surface.
Narrated outputs
Audio, PDF, and shareable artifacts
Every reading can turn into a spoken breakdown, downloadable PDF, or dramatic profile summary for the next bad decision.
Visual identity
Warmer, sharper, more dangerous
The site and app lean into heat, risk, and irony rather than mystical reassurance. It should feel deliberate, not derivative.
The Jukebox
A small looping soundtrack — ambient and pricing themes from the app. Pick a track and let it score whatever unhinged decision you're about to make.
Now playing
Press play
- 01 Toxic Theme · Ambient Looped
- 02 Pricing Room Unlock
The Gallery
Clay, cinema, promo. A rotating wall of the tone UNHINGED is built from.
The Prototype
Real screens from the current iOS build. Swipe through the flow.
How it works
1. Build your profile
Birth data, language preferences, and photos turn into symbolic readings and visual assets.
2. Invert compatibility
Instead of "best fit," the engine surfaces tension, volatility, asymmetry, and intrigue.
3. Open the dossier
Get a narrated mismatch report, public gallery visibility, and a dramatic call-to-action.
What ships in the first prototype
Public marketing surface
This site: concept, tone, media, jukebox, and the mismatch-first value proposition.
Legal surface
Privacy and terms pages aligned to the new product and support addresses.
iOS beta build
Five-system readings, narrated dossiers, audio exports, and a looping in-app soundtrack.